Fun & Games
Barnyard Fun
Old McDonald had a farm…This timeless classic has brought smiles to the faces of children everywhere. Let these jokes bring a few smiles to your faces, also. E-I-E-I-O!
What do you get from a drunk chicken?
Scotch eggs
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog!
What is “out of bounds?”
An exhausted kangaroo!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milk shakes!
What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs, it would fall over!
Why are goldfish red?
The water turns them rusty!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like!
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