Fun & Games

Cat Quotes

We’ve done a dog page…now it’s time for the cats to get some attention…like they care!

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like, ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here.’”

– Roy Blount Jr.

“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.”

– Nan Porter

“Cats keep their cool, no matter what. Even when they do things like fall or lose their balance, they’ll walk away with an attitude that seems to say, ‘I meant to do that.’”

– Michael Jordan

“Whether they be the musicians in my band or the real cats of the world, they all got style.”

– Ray Charles

“Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a message and get back to you later.”

– Mary Bly

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”

– Leonardo da Vinci

“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog to worship him and a cat that will ignore him.”

– Derek Bruce

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

– Abraham Lincoln

“Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always make it look like the dog did it.”

– Unknown

“If cats seem distant and aloof, it is because this is not their native planet. They are just here to visit and dominate.”

– Hank Roll